STUPID QUE. & SMART ANS.

BOY: May I hold your hand?GIRL: No thanks, it isn't heavy.GIRL: If we become engaged will you give me a ring??BOY: Sure, what's your mobile number??GIRL: Say you love me! Say you love me!BOY: You love me...GIRL: I think the poorest people are the happiest.BOY: Then marry me and we'll be the happiest coupleBOY: Darling, I want to dance like this forever.GIRL: Don't you ever want to improve??BOY: I love you and I could die for you!GIRL: How soon??BOY: I would go to the end of the world for you!GIRL: Yes, but would you stay there??SHARON: Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??TRACY: I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.MAN: You remind me of the sea.WOMAN: Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?MAN: NO, because you make me sick. MARY: John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do u think,Peter?PETER: A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.1) Girlfriend: "...And are you sure you love me and no one else?"Boyfriend: "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".2) Teacher: "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"Pupil: "The moon".Teacher: "Why?"Pupil: "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".

CUTE & LOVELY THOUGHTS.......

CUTE & LOVELY THOUGHTS.......
The worst way to miss someone, is to have them sitting right next to you & you know you can never have them.
The best proof of love is trust.
If love isn’t a game, then why are there so many players?
If you love somebody, set them free. If they return, they were always yours. If they don’t, they never were.
If you have it [Love], you don't need to have anything else, and if you don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you have.
~Sir James M. Barrie
Always laugh when you can. It is cheaper than medicine…
Alter your attitude and you can alter your life.
Life is a lesson you’ll learn it when you’re through.
Adults are just kids with money.
In order to be someone, you must first be yourself.
Don’t waste your time on a guy that isn’t willing to waste his time on you.
A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
Nothing improves the memory more than trying to forget.
If you think you can, you can. And if you think you can’t, you are right!
Better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.
Have the courage to live. Anyone can die.
Love all, trust a few. ~ William Shakespeare

Just Listen to your heart....

Just Listen to your heart....
If you ever wonder about the man in your life... you may want to listen to your heart.Listen to your heart. To see a different side of your man. Listen to your heart. Realize that he can and does feel for you something different, something special.
He wakes up in the morning, and you're the first thing on his mind. If he could call you right then and there, he would.
When he sees you, his heart leaps. Not just the first time, not just when you're "alone", but every time. Every time he meets you, it's as if his whole world has been renewed. It doesn't matter if it's raining, or sunny, snowing, pleasant, or dreary. You make the rain tender, the sun warmer, the snow caressing, a dreary day funny, and a pleasant day perfect.
Without you, his days would have no meaning.
Of course, you say "But there could be another." He says "There isn't another. You are the only one..."
He brings you flowers. Not so you'll like him more, or so you'll give him a kiss, but because he simply loves to make you happy. To see that smile on your face.
Though you never knew it, it took him four months to get the courage to ask you out. Yes, he was nervous, scared. All guys are. While they try to seem tough and insensitive-deep down asking a girl out is the hardest thing in the world. And it's only that hard because of you. You just had to be so perfect, so beautiful that his fear of rejection became overwhelming. And the day you said "sure" was the best day of his life.
Listen to your heart. Sometimes you find something that you weren't looking for.
Though he won't admit it, he'd much rather cuddle with you in front of the TV for an evening than go out with the guys (well, most of the time).
When you hold his hand, when he holds yours, it's the best feeling in the world. And when he sees you hurt or crying, it's ripping his heart in two.
Deep down, he's a romantic. He'd love to sing you songs, but he just doesn't have the voice. He'd love to take you on a moonlit walk down the beach, but he has to settle for a stroll in the park. He wishes he could bring you a dozen roses every day, but his wallet just won't let him.
Making you happy is his main goal in life.
Some would say that a guy like this is not a man. He is too sensitive, too weak. But I say, for all the reasons, that these things are precisely what makes him a man.
And your existence alone has already completed his life. You are not aware of it, but he cherishes each and every moment with you as if it could be his last. Because, deep down, he is afraid that you may just decide to leave. And that is his biggest fear. And if you did leave, this man would cry.
Each second with you completes him. Whether you're walking together somewhere, cuddling on a chair, skiing the slopes, sharing an ice cream cone. No matter what it is you are doing, it makes him completely happy just to be with you.
Listen to your heart. It is often surprising.
The little things are what he cherishes most. When he gets to brush your hair, when you accidentally (or perhaps on purpose) brush fingertips. When you call unexpectedly, just to say hi. He lives for these moments.
He would, if given the chance, die for you. This may seem ridiculous, but he would gladly give anything and all for you.
Just listen to your heart. And you may find something worth holding onto.
Now, just look around...because this guy is out there. Right now, at this very second, he is thinking of you. You may or may not know who he is. It may be your boyfriend, your best "guy friend", or it could be someone you've never met. All the same, someday all he'll want to do is make you happy.
Listen to your heart.
I've loved and been loved. ‘n believe me, true love still exists. All you have to do is look for it….’n Listen to your heart.

YOUR BODY THAT IS MY MAP

Don't get me wrong, it's not that I can't live without you. An unfamiliar sun will still rise and set, etcetera. I will make a living, I'll laugh and make jokes, I'll make love, I'll have children who have something of me in their features and something foreign too. The sky will often be blue, though it won't be my sky, and the trees will somehow remind me of other trees, not these trees. I can live my whole life without you and very likely will; it's just that you are my home. It's not that I think you are faultless; it's not that you are the most beautiful, the wisest or the best; that is, I wouldn't know. I can't judge. It's just that everything else is exile. New landscapes surprise and delight me, maybe even more than yours; but it's your body that is my map; is, was, will be.

LOVE POEM 4 YOU

Kaho na ..
Kuchh pal saath chale to jaanaa,Rastaa hai jaanaa pehchanaa .
Saanso ko sur de jaataa hai,Tera yo.n sapano mai.n aanaa.
Maine jatan kiye to lakho.nMann ne meet tumhi ko maanaa
Ab to haath thhaam lene doAur kaho na , na na , na na !

Kuchh kaho na !
Sau janam ka saath apna,Sans ka dhadkan se jaise,Aas ka jeevan se jaise,Kaise kate saal solah,Shyam ki jogan ke jaise.Jhoot ke parde na dhoondo,Sach kaho na . Kuchh kaho na ..


Ek dooje ke liye ham,Haath main kangan ke jaise,Pyaas main sawan ke jaise,Roop ko darpan ke jaise,Bhakt ko bhag_van ke jaise.Jheel si simtee na baitho,Kuchh baho na . Kuchh kaho na ..
Jaanata hoon thak gayee ho,Umr ke lambe safar se,Saanp se dasate shahar se,Aas se aur aansuon se,Bheed ke gahare bhawanar se.Waqt firata hai suno, Itna daro na . Kuchh kaho na ..


Kis tarah ladatee rahi ho,Pyaas se parchhaiyon se,Neend se , angadaiyon se,Maut se aur zindagi se,Teej se ,tanahaiyon se.Sab tapasya tod dalo,Ab saho naKuchh kaho na !!


Kuchh kaho na !
Syaah sannaton main hamane,Umr katee hai tanhaa,Tang aur andhi surangen,Is gufaa se us gufaa.Saans thi sahami hui si,Dhadakanon ko ek darr,Itnaa tanhaa aur lambaa,Zindgi ka uff safar.
Door meelon door jalati ,Lau koi lagatee ho tum ,Tum ho,tum ho,Tum hi tum ho ,Ho naa tum, tum, ho naa tum.Pal se pal tak jee rahe hain,Tum hi pal pal aas ho na,Ek pal to aur thaharo ,Ek pal dikhati raho na .

Kuchh kaho na !!