BOY: May I hold your hand?GIRL: No thanks, it isn't heavy.GIRL: If we become engaged will you give me a ring??BOY: Sure, what's your mobile number??GIRL: Say you love me! Say you love me!BOY: You love me...GIRL: I think the poorest people are the happiest.BOY: Then marry me and we'll be the happiest coupleBOY: Darling, I want to dance like this forever.GIRL: Don't you ever want to improve??BOY: I love you and I could die for you!GIRL: How soon??BOY: I would go to the end of the world for you!GIRL: Yes, but would you stay there??SHARON: Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??TRACY: I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.MAN: You remind me of the sea.WOMAN: Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?MAN: NO, because you make me sick. MARY: John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do u think,Peter?PETER: A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.1) Girlfriend: "...And are you sure you love me and no one else?"Boyfriend: "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".2) Teacher: "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"Pupil: "The moon".Teacher: "Why?"Pupil: "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".
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